175 Funny Tuesday Motivational Quotes and Sayings

If there were ever a day that needed a boost of humor, it would be Tuesday. You’ve made it through Monday’s struggles, but now you’re stuck in the void of Tuesday, that awkward middle child of the workweek. It’s not quite the halfway point, so the weekend seems like a distant dream.

But hey, with the right mindset and a little bit of motivation, any day can turn into a fantastic one! So, let’s give Tuesday the attention it deserves with these 175 funny Tuesday motivational quotes and sayings to help you power through to a better day!

Funny Tuesday Quotes

This collection of funny Tuesday quotes is great for sharing with your family, a fellow co-worker, or just any random person you encounter throughout your morning! Share your favorite Tuesday quote to spread some positive energy on this terrific Tuesday!

“Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister.”
“If Tuesday were a movie, it would be ‘The Sequel No One Asked For.'”
“Happy Tuesday! You’ve got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday.”
“Tuesday is the day to remember that you survived Monday.”
“Tuesday is the day I actually start the week. Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.”
“There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” – Anton Chekhov
“Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.”
“Tuesday is my favorite day, said no one ever.”
“Why does getting out of bed on Tuesday feel like you’re peeling yourself out of concrete?”
“It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday.”
“Tuesday is a good day to realize we still have plenty of week left to get it right.”
“Happy Tuesday! Just kidding, it’s still Tuesday.”
“Tuesday is like a Monday but with its hair done.”
“Tuesday is proof that we survived Monday. Cheers to that!”
“Tuesday is just Monday in disguise.”
“Dear Tuesday, you’re not Friday. Sincerely, Friday Lover.”
“Tuesday: Just another word for Monday’s hangover.”
“Ah, Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn’t get done on Monday – and push them off until Wednesday.”
“Tuesday: The day to remember that it’s not Monday anymore.”
“Tuesday is my favorite day to plan how I’m going to get out of the things I planned for Monday.”
“Tuesday: The day to make the impossible seem possible.”
“Tuesday is the day to remember that nothing worth having comes easy.”
“Tuesday is the day I slap my to-do list in the face and say, ‘Let’s do this!'”
“Tuesday is my favorite day to pretend I’m going to get everything done.”
“Tuesday is the day I start the week. Monday is just a trial run.”
“Tuesday is the day to remember that we still have three days left to get our act together.”
“Tuesday is the day to remind yourself that you’re halfway to the weekend.”
“Tuesday: The day I officially start my week because Mondays don’t count.”

Tuesday The day I officially start my week because Mondays don't count.

Funny Inspirational Quotes

There’s this great inspirational quote from Gene Simmons that says, “I don’t wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life.” This quote has always inspired me to take advantage of each day to live my life with intention, regardless of what the calendar says. After all, it shouldn’t matter if it’s only another boring Tuesday. Every day is an opportunity to live fully!

These funny inspirational quotes will help you laugh your way to the inspiration you need for a positive and productive day!

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
“Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”
“If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.”
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.”
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way mom told you to in the beginning.”
“Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!”
“If you’re going to rise, you might as well shine.”
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
“My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I told him I don’t have a therapist.”
“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.”
“If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
“I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
“Life is too important to be taken seriously.”
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump
“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Motivational Tuesday Quotes

“A fresh start, a clean slate, and a lot of potential for great things to come. That is what Tuesdays really are.” – Unknown
“Tuesday is a good day, you survived Monday. And tomorrow is Wednesday, halfway through your work week!” – Kate Summers
“The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense.” — Thomas Edison
“Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.”– Chris Grosser
“Three positive facts are obvious on Tuesday: Tomorrow allows me another day to demonstrate my worthiness to my employer; it is yet another day to influence those around me with encouragement to handle their own trials; and, it is my day to celebrate each small victory of yesterday.” – Byron Pulsifer
“Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work” – Stephen King
“The more you feed your mind with positive thoughts, the more you can attract great things into your life.” ― Roy T. Bennett
“Paying attention to simple little things that most men neglect makes a few men rich.” – Henry Ford
“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” – Steve Jobs
“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart you’ll know when you find it” – Steve Jobs
“Do the hard jobs first, the easy jobs will take care of themselves” – Dale Carnegie
“Never give up! Failure and rejection are only the first steps to succeeding.”– Jim Valvano
“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.” – Paulo Coelho
“The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself” – Oscar Wilde
“A single day is enough to make us a little larger or, another time, a little smaller.” ― Paul Klee
“Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day” – Dalai Lama
“Good morning Tuesday! It’s a great day to chase your dreams with a positive attitude.”
“Happy Tuesday! May your day be filled with positive energy and new beginnings.”
“Good Tuesday morning! It’s the second day of the week, and the perfect day to conquer your goals.”
“Tuesday nights are for reflecting on the progress you’ve made and planning for the rest of the week.”
“Transformation Tuesday: Turn your dreams into reality with every step you take today.”
“It’s Taco Tuesday! Fuel your body and your soul with some positivity and a good laugh.”
“The alarm clock may ring, but a terrific Tuesday is just beginning.”
“On this beautiful blue-sky Tuesday, let your actions be driven by a sense of humor and joy.”
“Tuesday is the day to overcome the Monday blues and embrace the possibilities of the rest of the week.”
“Good morning Tuesday! Start your day with a smile and let it transform the rest of your week.”
“Tuesday is a blank page. Write a story that makes you proud.”
“Tuesday is a great way to remind yourself that even the smallest steps lead to big accomplishments.”
“Good Tuesday morning! Let your day be a shower of blessings and opportunities.”
“Tuesday is the day to focus on the most important thing: doing the right thing with a positive attitude.”
“Happy Tuesday! It’s a new beginning and a chance to bring positive energy to your fellow co-workers.”
“A good Tuesday is a day when you feel the first step towards your dreams bringing you closer to success.”
“Tuesday is a great day to appreciate the sense of humor that gets you through the working day.”
“Happy Tuesday! It’s not just another day; it’s a perfect day to achieve your goals and enjoy the journey.”
“Tuesday’s child is full of grace. Let your actions today reflect the grace and positivity you seek.”
“Good morning Tuesday! It’s a day filled with opportunities for community service and spreading kindness.”
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” - Mark Twain

Funny Quotes

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
“My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
“I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
“I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.”
“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”
“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”
“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”
“I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.”
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.”
“I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”
“Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.”
“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
“Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.”
“I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.”
“Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.”
“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.”
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
“Double-whammy Monday: The only thing worse than a regular Monday is a Monday after a long weekend.”
“Long weekends are proof that even the universe knows we need a break from social media.”
“Well-behaved women rarely make history, but they do enjoy a bottle of wine on special occasions.”
“Nothing beats the feelings of accomplishment you get from surviving a double-whammy Monday.”
“The best days always seem to start with an open mind and a cup of coffee.”

The best days always seem to start with an open mind and a cup of coffee.

Happy Tuesday Quotes

“Hold onto positive things that elevate your spirit and be with positive people. Happy Tuesday.” – Tracey Edmonds
“Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.”- Emily P. Freeman
“Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.” – Jim Miller
“Tuesday morning is a time to reflect upon what to include in your team meetings; it is your time to deliver words of passion that speak to the dazzling new roads ahead where each person is accountable for their own actions and behaviors; where each day represents a fresh start to be a positive influence; and, where self is expressed as unselfishness with each person you meet.” – Byron Pulsifer
“How would your Tuesday be different if you conducted yourself with complete love and consideration?” – Byron Pulsifer
“There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps and no light comes and the air is full of water and nobody really loves anybody.”- Zadie Smith
“We never know what a week from next Tuesday is going to hold. It may be an ordinary day filled with quite regular activities and demands. Most of the time that is exactly what a week from next Tuesday will hold.”- Matthew Rich
“Did someone order a bright and sunny day? Well…here it is. Happy Tuesday!” – Anthony T. Hincks
“May your Tuesday be as productive as Monday, without the Monday blues.”
“Tuesday is a day to celebrate progress.”
“Here’s to a day that’s as bright and cheerful as you are!”
“It’s Tuesday! The day to remember that small steps still move you forward.”
“Embrace the possibilities of this beautiful Tuesday.”
“Make today count. It’s a great day to be amazing!”
“Tuesday is the day to focus on what’s ahead, not what’s behind.”
“Sending you a pocketful of sunshine to brighten your Tuesday.”
“Take a deep breath and start your Tuesday with a smile.”
“Believe in yourself this Tuesday and every day.”
“Tuesday: A day to remind yourself you’re one step closer to your goals.”
“Here’s to a day filled with positive thoughts and productive moments.”
“Tuesdays are for fresh starts and new beginnings.”
“Keep calm and tackle Tuesday like a boss.”
“Wake up, it’s Tuesday! Time to shine!”
“May your Tuesday be as sweet as your smile.”
“Tuesday: Another day, another chance to make your dreams come true.”
“Start your Tuesday with a grateful heart and positive vibes.”
“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today. It’s Tuesday!”
“Tuesday is your chance to make a difference.”
“Rise and shine! It’s Tuesday time.”
“Stay strong, you’re halfway to the weekend!”
“Tuesdays are for setting the tone for the rest of the week.”
“May your Tuesday be as bright and beautiful as you are.”
“Take on Tuesday with confidence and a smile.”
“It’s a great day to have a great day!”
“Tuesday: A day to be thankful and keep moving forward.”
“On this Tuesday, remember that hard work pays off.”
“May your Tuesday be filled with love, laughter, and joy.”
“Let’s make this Tuesday the best one yet!”
“Tuesday: A day to reflect, refresh, and renew.”
“Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire this Tuesday.”
“Have a terrific Tuesday!”
“Tuesday is a reminder that you’ve survived Monday. Keep going!”
“The best part about Tuesday is that it’s a new day with new opportunities.”
“Take on Tuesday with all the energy you have!”
“May your Tuesday be as wonderful as you are.”
“Tuesdays are for making things happen.”
“Keep your head up and your heart open this Tuesday.”

How to Use Funny Tuesday Motivational Quotes

We all need a good laugh from time to time to remind us to take things less seriously. A sense of humor can help you slow down and appreciate all the good things going on around you, even when the day just feels like another ordinary Tuesday. Remember, any day can be special with the right mindset and a little bit of motivation.

Start your day by writing your favorite Tuesday quote in your favorite journal. Kick off your morning routine by reflecting on how it feels to laugh and smile your way into your day.

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Write some of these funny inspirational quotes on your desk at work for when you need a mood boost, and share them with a fellow co-worker. Chances are you are both feeling the same way in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon!

If you are feeling really ambitious, you can even create your own funny Tuesday memes to share with friends and colleagues!

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